gently caress

n. joy, love
v. to love, or to have a good time.

"I wish I was gently caressing right now."
"Me too."

"I gently caress you."
"I gently caress you too."

by ifeelgoodrightnow. September 4, 2011

caressed by the devil

opposite of being touched by an angel, when you take a shit so messy and disgusting it gets all over your ass and anus.

"Oh my god, I was caressed by the devil last night. It wasn't pretty."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

caress me down

A very dank song by Sublime.

"So she told me to come over and I took that trip,
And then then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
And when it came out, it went *drip drip drip*
I didnt know she had the G.I. Joe, kung fu grip" -Caress Me Down

Only Sublime could pull off a song about getting a handjob.

by aclockworkapple December 8, 2007

Novelty Gently Caress

In forums, you can't use curse words, so some people say Gently Caress in the place of "fuck". i.e. we gently caressed all night. Therefore, a Novelty Gently Caress is a Novelty Fuck. When someone has sex with someone they normally wouldn't because that person offers something different, a novelty, such as having sex with an obese person, a paraplegic, or someone of different race (or maybe even gender).

I heard Sue and Ginger hooked up. Sue says it was a novelty gently caress, though.

by Noir July 25, 2009

Caress my pp

Another way to say "caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend not to caress my pp.
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites me

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

Caress my pp

Another way to say "Caress my pet puppy"

Me: I reccomend you don't caress my pp
My GF: why not?
Me: she always bites

by How do I exist? February 4, 2019

National caress day

On the 1st of December you can caress girls

Andy: It’s national caress day

by Stanky and Fishy November 23, 2019