Chardonney

The most beautiful, talented, and amazing person you will ever meet. She's shy but freaky and has a very bubbly personality. She walks with uncertainty but she loves to express her feelings with friends and in her journal. She will always care for you no matter what and will be there for anyone who needs a helping hand. Once you have one, don't let her go.

Chardonney is the love of everyone's dreams.

by oof202 May 28, 2018

Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.

Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.

by REDxIV January 16, 2011

Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.

Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!

by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013

chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

Team Chardonnay

The 2020’s version of the first wives club. The young Ex wives who always pose in the same 5 ladies across state at the camera boring pic. They take ambien and give each other horrible advise. Their sec move is the dead starfish. They roller for the finish on holidays and special occasions.

I was at lunch enjoying my day right up to the moment TEAM CHARDONNAY walked in. Three of them. They couldn’t text my ex-wife fast enough. Intentionally birches.

by HotROD July 24, 2025

Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .

Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday

by Drew4aces March 6, 2019

chardannay

Chardannay is normally tall, smart, good singing voice and over all a good person.she doesn’t care about anything, anyone says she just caries on walking

Hey who’s that cutie

Oh that’s Chardannay

by Jack. Hi chard :) October 20, 2019