Cardiovascular B

General of the 23th Flop Division in the Second Badussy War of 1907

"General Cardiovascular B lead her army into the battle of Vuhgyinawarts, masterfully flanking the enemy and overrunning the town of Dicksburg."

by Badussy War April 7, 2022

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wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

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Cardigang

A group or gang of people wearing cardigans.

"Look at that cardigang walking down the street. They look super hip."

by Charlotti January 27, 2013

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cardiobunny

Someone who spends time in a 'cardio' room, doing either elliptical, crosstrainer, or treadmill machines with no intensity, and ultimately make no progress. The worst offenders subsequently down a high-calorie beverage, completely negating their workout.

Jane: "Yeah, I hit the gym. I spend a half hour on a crosstrainer."

John: "Don't be a cardiobunny, put some intensity into your workout!"

by Timmy™ March 12, 2007

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