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carbonate 

When you sit on the toilet to take a dump but you only end up farting a bunch of times.
"I hope you had a good shit cause we still have a while to go on this road trip."
"Um. Well, it was kinda frustrating cause I guess I didn't have to go that toilet"
"Son of a bitch!"
"Hey, it's not my fault I was only able to carbonate that toilet! I really thought I had to do go!"
carbonate by Onehitwonder? November 28, 2017
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Carbonate 

The act of placing a straw into one’s ass and farting into a cup of soda and giving the newly carbonated beverage with the straw to an unsuspecting victim.
Hey Jack, let’s carbonate Jenaya’s Coke while she’s not looking!
Carbonate by Chex929 June 22, 2018

CarsonDale 

Carsondale is a samantha slayer
Look its carsondale

carbonated mess 

A drink consisting of three or more different soft drinks.

Common in places where the customers can use the soda machines.
Person A: I heard you ordered fast food yesterday.

Person B: I did.

Person A: What did you drink?

Person B: I couldn't decide, so I just poured myself a carbonated mess.
carbonated mess by ChameleonDragon September 26, 2019

carbonated vagina 

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina
Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina
carbonated vagina by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

Carbonated Soda 

When you finish in someones mouth after they ingested a large amount of soda and they burp to add bubbles before swollowing your now disgusting load.
"So did you get some?"
"Hell yeah, I gave that hoe a Carbonated soda!"
Carbonated Soda by life180way January 15, 2021

carbonated mineral water 

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.
Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.