car hoe

Someone who sits in everyone car at a car meet

the car hoes wen in everyone car ad sit down

by dashboard hoe June 20, 2019

car hoe.

one who pretends to be interested in the same topics as everyone else just to be included in a group

no example cause i'm lazy

by booger December 2, 2003

Car Horn

An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.

A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.

A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.

A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.

I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020

car hood

When a person gets so obese, they have to lift their gut like a car hood to see anything below the waist.

If I ever get so fat that I get a car hood. Kill me

by KJ Clayton February 13, 2023

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

Al-car-holic

A person addicted to automobiles

He can't go anywhere without his car, he's an al-car-holic.

by Anton999 February 20, 2018

car accident hot

A human who is hot enough to cause a car accident due to rubberneckers.

Yeah, she’s hot, but she’s not car accident hot.

by talktodrmusic November 23, 2020