captain cannon

A protoss player in Starcraft 2 who spends the majority (or all) of their resources on Photon Cannons.

here comes the 6 pool up the ramp, will he be rea-HOLY FUCK CAPTAIN CANNON!

by leetkr3w October 25, 2010

Captain Caveman's Nose

Slang for the clitoris.

Ooh, captain caveman's nose has just smelt something

by Captain Morgana July 26, 2010

Captain Celaeno

A pirate parrot from My Little Pony The Movie who is voiced by Zoe Saldana. Also she is very similar to Bob the Builder in some ways.

Captain Celaeno is the best character from My Little Pony The Movie. Her trademark song and catchphrase is "It's Time to be Awesome."

by TiggerCelestia06 June 15, 2018

Captain Crunch

Demonic cereal that makes you shit rainbows.

KJ: Wanna grab sum Captain Crunch Berries?
Tyrone: Fuck nah! Last time I ate dat shit, mah asshole exploded!

by Bird Gang 😦 October 9, 2017

Captain Cock

What Broly called Goku for putting his dende on on him when they were babies from the ssj9k dragon ball z parodies

Broly: “Captain COCK!!!!! “
Goku: “ Don’t you mean Kakorrooooottttt!!!!

by YFN Xae October 17, 2019

Captain Cook

Australian slang for having a look at something, as did Captain Cook, a British sailor who founded Australia.

Lets have a captain cook over there

by james chadima January 12, 2004

Captain Cokeface

In the late nineties ASIO employed a leading stem cell researcher to collect and analyze the contents of a portaloo from Sydney's big day out festival. He went rogue and created the greatest test tube super villain EVER. His only let down is his sidekick known as Strawboy.

Nobody can spot the weak points of security like Captain Cokeface

by Captain Cokeface July 5, 2019