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Candy Van Man

n. A sweet and innocent looking man that drives around his neighborhood to look for children or women to kidnap. They usually have a rainbow flag on the driver seat and offer you some candy before the kidnap.

This activity is all the rage in Adelaide. Never judge a book by it's cover!
Candy Van Man (driving by playing Lollipop - Lil Wayne in his van) : Hey kid want some candy?

Kid : YAY! *rushing to the van*

Candy Van Man: Gives the candy to the kid and pulls him into his van and drives away.
by Delinger March 12, 2011
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Candace

Beautiful girl, shy except when she is with her really close friends. Trust me she is really nice and I feel sorry for you if you haven’t met one.
Candace is really beautiful and nice.
by Arkansas bb December 21, 2019
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Candad

The real name for Brazil. Commonly used by the highest intellectuals.
"Man, I want to go to Candad!"
by efesf June 15, 2019
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Chest Candy

US Military term for the ribbons and medals a soldier has accumulated over the course of his or her term of service. Can be perjorative or neutral
TJ called tonight with good news...he got more chest candy, he finally had time to qualify on the 9mm pistol.
by paxluvfelicitas May 6, 2010
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The Candace Owens effect

A member of a marginalized community saying that the community isn't marginalized and/or deserve to be marginalized for personal gain
Person 1: Queers aren't oppressed, I have a gay friend who said they weren't
Person 2: that's just The Candace Owens effect
by Meckma October 6, 2021
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Candad

Candad is a country located in 14 Middle East America. This country is a UN member but the UN says it says it's not.
It is also located in the region of Brazil and exclave of Costa Rica. Candad largest city is Skeppy. It has the largest area and is populated with 720k people. The president of the country is called Zak. That largest city is also the capital. The landmark is the statue of 14.
Hey guys, I went to Candad for vacation!
by Junglebeek June 24, 2019
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Candad

Candad is a country in south america located near Brazil.
Fun facts: DuckDuckGo was founded in Candad
I met a ping spoofer in Candad and we ate cheesy fries
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