Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024

Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

NYC Camouflage

NYC Camouflage is when any vehicle is covered in graffiti. Usually box trucks, vans and especially subway cars.

Ayo, I dead ass got some paint on my Timbs when I was putting that NYC Camouflage on those subway cars, my dude.

by BIGMILLZ420 November 22, 2021

Camouflage teeth

When you get into a fight with someone that has bad teeth, you knock out their teeth out, and they can't find their teeth on the ground.

I knocked that fools teeth out, he had camouflage teeth when they hit the street.

by Uncle.chonies March 24, 2021

Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip September 16, 2016

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025