California cock roll

When you eat sushi and a California roll falls on ur cock and you fuck someone’s grandma

I fucked Jason’s grandma call it a California cock roll

by Lean nuts April 27, 2022

California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

by conky May 5, 2014

California Tootsie Roll

When he/she pisses you off so much that you take a dump on the person in your sleep

Just wait… If she pisses me off again i’m going to giver her a California Tootsie Roll

by ManiacMonsterMalcom July 14, 2025

california rolling stop

This is when a driver does not come to a complete stop at a stop sign, generally they slow down to about 5mph, then roll on through. Practiced in many states but got its name in California.

That little Honda driver did a california rolling stop, I almost hit him with my big Land Rover.

by takethathill August 20, 2006

California Rollover

When smoking weed with someone and you give them the first hit and they torch the fresh green from the whole top of the bowl

Dude, easy with the California Rollover.

by FreedomTodd March 31, 2016

California Roller Coaster

When a female or a homosexual male sits on a dildo that's duck taped on top of a washing machine with the washing machine running on high.

I just walked in on my widow mother giving herself a california roller coaster and i vigerously masterbated to the scene of her shaking orgasm and her squirting her vaginal discharge into my load of whites.

by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

california rolls

Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".

The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...

Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..

"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"

by Keenanberg September 12, 2006