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Chris Caldwell

One bad ass mutherfucker and French Horn Player. Don't even think about questioning his authority, even if you don't know him. He'll slap you across the face and make you spit shine the shit out of his patent leather shoes.

He's one of those guys who you just know could kick your ass. Physically, and mentally, without even giving it a second thought. To be a Chris Caldwell of the world means to be a virtual connoisseur of anything, and everything. To know everything about the modern world, and to drop musical deuces on those who piss you off.
Band kid 1: "Is that Chris Caldwell?"
Band kid 2: "Holy shit it is, let's play our notes right or he'll pour hot water on our feet and beat our asses backstage."

Janitor: "Wow the grass on the marching field sure did spring up this year!"
Drum Major: "It's because Caldwell made everyone cry so much they irrigated that shit."
by TheSoulOfgenius October 5, 2012
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tego calderon

also known as tego calde.el abayalde.
el q bellaquea debajo de una palma.Puerto Rico, represent the jolny society.
"mi negrita linda tiene...chiquititos los ojitos..."
by siescierto May 3, 2004
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cakedy

A very very good YouTube channel. He does pretty good videos and has over 5 million subscribers!
by Cakerson May 25, 2016
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Caldwell Tanner

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.
Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!
by thatquietkid June 18, 2010
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Caleah

Caleah is a Amazing girl With a beautiful personality.She is usually super friendly and nice. She also has a gorgeoussss smile and gives great advice,and can sometimes become hysterical but that adds to her personality, shes seems like a quiet good girl when you first meet her but when you actually get to know her shes quite the oppisite. Caleah also has a great sense of humor, which is mostly sarcasm. She is sometimes shy and anti-social. When she is with her friends, she is crazy and hyper. She gives everyone a chance no matter who you are. Shes an amazing person. If you know her, consider yourself lucky.
Friend 1: DAMNNNN i wishh i had a friend like Caleah....

Friend 2: Yeah ,she's the best.!
by QveenC12223 August 1, 2017
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Caleb Nation

The Caleb Nation is a group of men and women under the Pepsi generation. The group gains more and more members every day and is ruled by the leader Caleb. Caleb is a eastern legend who can usually be seen throwing boomerangs and rollerblading in parks or in the middle of the woods looking for animals. Members of the "Caleb Nation" spend their free time avoiding their studies. They do this by learning useless tricks such as the unicycle, yo-yo, or nun-chucks.
Yo dude Caleb Nation hows the unicycle going!
Oh shoot there he is its Caleb freaking Nation!
Yo Caleb Nation want to go to Subway!
by wusgooddudeshowhaveubeen October 5, 2019
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John Cale

The only member of the Velvet Underground who DESERVES RIGHTS.

On a serious note, John Cale is a Welsh multi-instrumentalist and seminal member of 1960s avant-garde/proto punk band, the Velvet Underground. He notably played viola, keyboard, and bass in the group. After being fired from the band in 1967, he embarked on his journey as a music producer and as a solo-artist.
“The viola in “Venus In Furs” is something else, man! Who plays it?”
“Why, John Cale played it, of course.”
by portugeseknifefight December 9, 2019
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