Cheddar Cheese

The best cheese. The cheese of cheeses. The king of all cheese products, not to be questioned by anyone.

Cures all disease, solves all problems, and creates world peace.

This is Cheddar Cheese. Fuck all other cheeses.

by Speeps September 26, 2010

bellend cheddar

the white/yellow cheesy smelling smeg found under the foreskin of a hygienically challenged individual.

"whats that minging smell?"
"oh, that's just Dave, he's been churning out a good load of bellend cheddar"

by Bobman UK October 25, 2006

half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker

Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0

by Luongos'2ndcoming May 26, 2011

cheddar

Not just some common bitch!!!

(A Brooklyn Nine-Nine reference)

Man #1: Dude why are all the meanings of the word cheddar on urban dictionary referring to money or cheese.
Man #2: Idk man! I guess these people are too busy to watch B99!

by AllTheGoodUsernamesAreTaken :( January 6, 2021

Cheddar lollypop

Having your unwashed member sucked by a willing whore
I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.

I aint got time to wash luv, give us a Cheddar lollypop.

That Chick is well dirty, she dont mind givin a Cheddar lollypop

by Gary Richardson April 20, 2008

Cheddar Gorge

An adjective used to describe someones appearance as, greatly beautiful/gorgeous. Gorgeous to the immenseness of Cheddar Gorge.

Let's see a pic of your new beax, oh I say he is cheddar gorge!

by theenglishgent August 11, 2017

Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020