cactus

has very sharp hairs on her leg like a cactus

omg look at her legs, shes a cactus

by janooooooooo August 21, 2013

The Cactus

The delicate art of having sex 2-3 days after shaving your man-pubes, timing it so that your schlong is at the height of the prickly 'Cactus-like' phase.

Guy's Friend - "So, did you have fun with Jessie last night?"

Guy - "Yeah, I totally pulled 'The Cactus' on her, that's what she get's for never making me a sammich!

by CaptainNMorgan July 28, 2010

cactus

Peyote, San Pedro, or other Mescaline-containing psychoactive cacti.

"I have some cactus. Let's trip"

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

cactus

1.n. a plant in desert regions

2.n. another word for prick

jagoff#1 hey i like to fuck 5 year olds dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!
jagoff#2 what a cactus!

by shitmeister2000 October 20, 2006

cactus

The process of shaving the nutbag and letting the stubble grow back for 4-7 days then teabagging somebody.

Are those chapped lips, or did u get the cactus?

by AssFart January 13, 2005

cactus

Something you dont want to put up your butt.

Person 1: yo want my dick
person 2: no thats cactus.

by LizardInACan April 27, 2016

cactus

a fashion style
a grunge music style of clothing

boot cut jeans some times torn. Grey, light blue, charcoal, but never black
boots of some type
jackets. leather or other
other military type gear such as dog tags or cammo
rock band t-shirts
cuffs but not studed

rough and tough
3day beard stubble
greasy or messy hair

"you look so cactus"

by lukus live May 6, 2007