Creamed Cheeks

putting whipped cream between someones booty cheeks and eating it

Guy 1) I can’t eat the booty plain
Guy 2) have you tried creamed cheeks?

by WhippedCheeksEater69 January 9, 2018

Creamed My Pants

To have an spontaneous orgasm upon viewing something of exceptional awesomeness.

When I met Daft Punk, I creamed my pants.

by Southern Girl & Kansas Man December 29, 2008

Creamed Beef On Rye

A term usually used when referring to the need to take a shit. Sometimes can also be connected to greasy morning after dumps from a long nights drinking.

.....hold that thought. I gotta go lay down a creamed beef on rye.

by kdson January 15, 2011

creamed my jeans

when some one is so fucking hot that you have an orgasm and cream ur jeans

Donna: i just creamed my jeans looking at Leo DiCaprio

by Sparks813 September 23, 2006

creamed him self

when a male, mainly teenagers gets excited and ejaculate son him self. More ofhtne in his pants.

Chris Stein creamed him self in History class today.

by claire** October 20, 2003

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

Creamed Corn Twister

This is the synonym (and past tense) of CREAMY CORN TWISTER.

1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.

2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.

Dude- I gave your sister a Creamed Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!

by MSgt September 16, 2013