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Get the cracker jack mug.A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.
That stupid Cracker Jack.
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.
Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!
by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009
Get the Cracker Jack mug.When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.
"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"
"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"
by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009
Get the cracker jack mug.That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box
by cafiend March 27, 2008
Get the cracker jack mug.Some one lacks intelligence or simply forgets he's being stupid in other words it's a word that i made up and gave the meanin to my bro travis
by mr.3000 April 22, 2008
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