copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.

Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.

by Educated by keen observation and tragic experience. August 10, 2007

crapulation

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.

Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.

by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

Compilation

1. Usually a series of small or short clips put together into one video. Some people may borrow these clips from YouTube or other video streaming sites.

Video: Ultimate Fails Compilation

Bob: Hey dude I'm making an Ultimate Fails Compilation video
John: Sweet! You could use Rob when he slipped and fell on his head.
Bob: Cool! I'll include it along with some other videos from YouTube.

by Zigzagzap February 27, 2010

population control

birth control, condoms, whatev to stop the babies from commin'

my bf and i use population control to keep our parents happy

by thekthytharah November 7, 2007

copulatory

relating to the act of copulating most commonly known as fucking or doing the deed.

The copulatory courtship consisted of flowers, expensive chocolate and three hoockers paid for the entire nights' stay.

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003

Computational Resources

Computational Resources: Are the Computing Resources that including Data storage, processing power, Ram, Time & Bandwidth. Other wise referred to as (CR) and primarily used in utility computing.

Digital Ribbon is developing the information and technology infrastructure for the management, distribution, and pricing of (CR) Computational Resources for providers and users; it intends to be a commercial leader in the rapidly emerging market of utility computing.

by Erik Weaver June 30, 2005

copulating

the act of having sex, or fucking.

The reason I was grounded is because my mom caught me copulating on her bed with my girlfriend.

by Ted Lewis December 28, 2003