Colossal Fuck - An insult towards a tremendously slow and overweight person who's weight may exceed 300+ pounds of body fat.
by ThyAwesomePossum November 1, 2013
Get the Colossal Fuckmug. He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
KTR: dude I think Colossal Cock Chaos is coming to my house
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
Tuna: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
KTR: 😥
by BitcoindaVikingFan October 21, 2020
Get the Colossal Cock Chaosmug. Trolling done on an enormous scale. Usually requires a lot of thought and preparation put into it. Shows human potential at its brightest. While being considered irrational in modern society, colossal ass trolling keeps attracting people all over the planet, for it brings unparalleled satisfaction.
One guy: Hey, did you hear someone replaced "Lenin" with "Putin Huylo!" on the Mausoleum in Moscow?
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!
Other guy: Dude, that is some colossal ass trolling!
by croc541 September 23, 2014
Get the Colossal ass trollingmug. Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm
by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017
Get the Big Russ and the Colossal Twatsmug. by Super Mega Straight Guy March 18, 2022
Get the Super Mega Ultra Colossal Titanic Gaymug. by lexiandannie October 7, 2022
Get the down colossalmug. Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.
by Dr.Wots July 29, 2019
Get the Colossal Grapemug.