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Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025
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Demonic Clarke

Dude 1: bro, my girlfriend fucked a poodle innit
Dude 2: lmao bro ur such a Demonic Clarke
by Generic_Catgirl69 October 9, 2021
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tom clarke

Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched
Tom Clarke loves Chloe Holroyd
by TomClarke29 May 24, 2018
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Emilia Clarke

The hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. Voted "Sexiest Woman Alive 2015" By Esquire.

Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.

Also, she's a complete badass.
Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
by Azor Ahai August 18, 2016
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ryan clarke

Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.
(example of spectators)

Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend

Spectator 2: What?

Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....

Spectator 2:God save us all
by samsfat June 8, 2011
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Rotnei Clarke

By the far the best 3-point shooter for the Arkansas Razorback basketball team, even HISTORY. His jersey number, 15, is also a rough estimate of how many women he sleeps with.
A day.
Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!
by Ulysses S. Brant December 2, 2009
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The Mr Clarke

A sexual act in which one has anal sex with a man or woman, and after internal ejaculation, proceeds to remove the penis, and with the seamen and feces still on the tip, draw a brown and white moustache on their partners face. To which they then say "pleasure to meet you Mr Clarke"
"Met a girl on tinder last night, we did the Mr Clarke. She was very polite"
by The Hard Bard October 12, 2021
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