In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.
Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose
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Tom Clarke likes to get rammed up his humungous shitter by 2 metre Pete while Sharon the dyke cunt fuck watched
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Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.
Also, she's a complete badass.
Stars in HBO's "Game of Thrones" and every single straight man who watches the show wants to fuck her.
Also, she's a complete badass.
Gay guy: "Dude the plot of last night's Game of Thrones was so insane!"
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
Straight guy: "Idk dude, I was just watching Emilia Clarke's tits the whole time."
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Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend
Spectator 2: What?
Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....
Spectator 2:God save us all
Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend
Spectator 2: What?
Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....
Spectator 2:God save us all
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Betty: Did you see Rotnei Clarke score 51 points against Alcorn State last week?
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!
Stacey: Yes! He set the SEC record for most 3-pointers in a game!
Julie: Yeah, and he's good in bed!
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