cia

CIA: Corrupt Imperialist Assholes. Supposedly an intelligence gathering agency, but its primary function is to make the world safe for McDonald's by fucking with anyone who threatens the elite's access to natural resources - more specifically, an agency who's primary function is to make the world safe for those who have controlling shares of large, American corporations. propaganda evil brainwashing waterboarding satan cult new world order

Dick Cheney to George Bush: "Remember George, just keep reading the goat story to those children after I give the go to the CIA to do the Twin Towers. By Satan, we'll show those renegade Taliban fucks who really owns those poppy fields and that oil pipeline! After that, we'll teach that stupid prick, Saddam, that the only good dictator is the one who follows fucking orders!"

by Scott Vines November 06, 2007

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The malaysian meme. Its will speak right after they do the 'pickupline'. The victim of this situation is commonly and probably their crush, bestfriend and also their family. It shown if someone say this, they will make them look funny and more friendly.

"Hey, you look pretty today."

"Really? "
" Yup, pretty ugly ! "
" CIA CIA CIA ! "

by Muhsin00 December 27, 2016

cia

*Culinary Institute of America*

Yeah, a college so people can learn to cook.
It's all about the food.
It's funny when you say the CIA and people who aren't from the hudson valley will be like, "whoa, the CIA!?!?"

do i really need an example? you people get it, right?
it's the CIA.

by kalie w. January 07, 2007

cia

cunt inspectors association

hellyeah, i work in the CIA, i inspect woman cunts. whats up with it?

by DJflip January 07, 2007

cias

In a MMORPG specifically, World of Warcraft, to loot an item which you do not have the right to loot. Simply to steal an item by looting it before it can be given to its rightful recipiant.

Closely related to Ninja looter

"That bastard rogue cias'ed my boots! He can't even wear mail!"

by Rassachan September 03, 2005

CIA Special

Two bullets in the back of the head, then they sprinkle cocaine on your corpse, and rule your death a suicide

Tom found out something he shouldn't have and ended up with the CIA Special

by Freakingdoomguy November 02, 2017

CIA coup

An often violent change in the government of a country not allied with the US, brought about or instigated by CIA operatives. Preety abundant during the Cold War.

A CIA coup overthrew Prime Minister Mossadeq when he tried to nationalise Iranian oil in the 1950s.

by ong May 19, 2006