Chromebook

A extremely pricey piece of shit. Mostly given to students by schools, so they can't watch netflix or play games.
Student1: The new chromebooks are shit. I can't even watch f*cking netflix on it.
Student2: ikr
by Foxsi! August 27, 2017
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Chromebook

A "computer" without a hard drive and working battery. They are very cheap but can barely do anything. They run on Chrome OS which sucks. Most Chromebook screens are as useful as books, hints the name chromeBOOK. Many schools which can't afford real computers give the students Chromebooks instead.

Tip: Do not buy.
My Chromebook can't install Fortnite!
by RECA.V January 10, 2019
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Chromebooking

Chromebooking (v.) Giving a Chromebook to someone “residentially challenged”, then taking your leftovers from a recent meal and throwing it in the nearest waste receptacle, proceeded by making eye contact with the “residentially challenged” while urinating and defecating on said leftovers in waste receptacle
Chromebooking is the new planking.
by Boss_n_lager December 19, 2018
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Chromebook

A piece of shit. Slow machine used by slow people.
-Bill Gates
"I would be gaming right now, but my computer is such a Chromebook!"
by Philliam Definitions September 19, 2023
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Chromebook

Cheap slow pice of shit that schools love.
by ivcu hinxdflkvijmo March 22, 2023
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Chromebook

Fucking piece of shit useless computer. Cant even render the cursor moving moving your mouse is like blowing up 10000 blocks of TNT in minecraft and then trying to sprint run. If you have to opportunity to break a Chromebook do so never buy one you will contract cancer from it.
My Chromebook gave me leukemia because of how shit it is.
by fatneektitys June 10, 2021
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Chromebook

The WORST laptops
MOM I CAN'T PLAY MINECRAFT ON UR SHITTY CHROMEBOOK!
by PORNHUBUSER January 29, 2021
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