toilet chili

toilet full of diarrhea

When I entered the stall, I was greeted with a messy bowl of toilet chili that Jimmy had left behind.

by Ls3 March 28, 2008

street chili

When a homeless person has diarrhea on the street.

Don't give that homeless guy a burrito or he will end up with a case of street chili.

by neondiamonds_ September 29, 2015

rad chilies

a man's junk

VLAD: "The babies want the Make-outs to be...a tender secret; a soft memory to sneak away with when all alone."
RAY: "Hm. Can I still call my junk my 'rad chilies'?"

by ig July 09, 2003

welcome to chili's

When you are all alone and bored so you just look in the mirror and be like welcome to chili's. On rare occasions it is used by the chili's staff to welcome.

*Saturday night all alone*

To myself out loud "WELCOME TO CHILI'S"

by Yosniel January 09, 2018

crack chili

A delicious gourmet chili with a special secret ingredient home made with love and care, particularly the kind you would submit in a church chili contest. One table spoon per cup of chili, (it really gets pastor Jeffrey talking.)

This Frito chili pie is so good Destiny! It's so addictive almost like crack chili!

by Pastor Jeffrey September 08, 2022

pot of chili

A pot of chili is when you're really sick to your stomach and have terrible diarrhea. Then before you can flush you have to hop off and vomit Into that same , very full toilet. This making a pot of chili

Oh my god... I was so F'in sick after that Indian food I ended up making a HUGE pot of chili.

by HayColtZoc September 16, 2013

Chili Sniper

A person who only aims for the butthole; and is insanely accurate. A one-shot, one-kill type deal.

Can also describe a fart gone terribly wrong, in which a nug of shit accompanies the gas expulsion.

"Look at that fag on the unicycle!"

"Yeah shroder, what a little chili sniper."

by Brosephhhhh April 01, 2010