Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.
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"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"
by King McCool May 23, 2008
Get the chicken and assholes mug.Any chicken that gets prepared and served in the following way: 1. The server grabs it with her bare hands after touching her ass 2. The chicken squirts when you pick it up 3. The chicken looks like an old lady’s clitoris and smells like an Ass-Plosion 4. It comes in two variants: the cream-covered artichoke cunt, and the piss-yellow clitoris
Asian Dad: Holy fuck, this asshole chicken tastes like dog meat! I need another plate!
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
Everyone else: Fucking Christ, this chicken looks and smells like an old sweaty vag! Who the fuck made this?
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Get the go away only you yes you idiot can of chicken eazy antimony-121 chicken runner prize tellurium-127 new assassin dog pug pug pug you mug.A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."
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Get the optimal chickeness mug.A chickenass is another word for cloaca, which I'm sure lots of americans will say, but is actually another word for a really stupid person (at a certain time)
It emphasises a person to being a chicken, but like if that's not enough, you just add ass because it has a ring to it.
Thus a guy named Pantoffelman from the town of Beglium started calling his friends chickenasses as of tomorrowland 2008.
It emphasises a person to being a chicken, but like if that's not enough, you just add ass because it has a ring to it.
Thus a guy named Pantoffelman from the town of Beglium started calling his friends chickenasses as of tomorrowland 2008.
A. What is a banana?
B. You chickenass! A banana is like an apple but it looks like a banana!
A. Sorry dude i really didn't know. What is a chickenass?
B. Another word for cloaca. The Americans must use it a lot
B. You chickenass! A banana is like an apple but it looks like a banana!
A. Sorry dude i really didn't know. What is a chickenass?
B. Another word for cloaca. The Americans must use it a lot
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