An overdramatic attention whore that has an ego bigger than her head. Literally thinks she is the centre of the universe and everyone is here for her entertainment. Slag that has no filter and stabs you in the back whenever she feels like it. Manipulative lying bitch. Has little friends that all hate her secretly coz she’s the bitchiest person you will ever meet
by Saltslate January 3, 2019
Get the Catiemug. Wow, the best person in your life! A great, caring personality, she would do anything to be loved by her friends. Expect a gift, kiss or hug everyday from this perfect girl, as she always makes sure that you know she exists (as if you could forget). Just, whatever you do, don’t get on her bad side! Otherwise, forget gifts of chocolates and books, instead get a booby-trapped crate of boxing gloves. Looks beautiful in black and turquoise, not the best in girly colours.. Try to keep this friend nearby, or your heart will be shattered.
“Just going on a date with my girlfriend Catie again… Hopefully she won’t push me in the lake again.”
“Hahahahaha! Yeah, that cutie is probably gonna dunk ya in the lake.”
“Hahahahaha! Yeah, that cutie is probably gonna dunk ya in the lake.”
by Sapphire14 April 11, 2022
Get the Catiemug. Obviously a pretty damn charming babe with a perfect set of titts duh! Mostly the main culprint for bens dayboners.
Gosh bens tissues are empty for hours and hes still at it! Hes probably thinking of caties perfect set of t´s again. PS: The earth is a globe.
by RoundearthV3n October 20, 2017
Get the catiemug. by The Big Rabbit September 6, 2019
Get the Catiemug. (n.) That one person in your life that always seems to keep you from scoring.
(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
(n.)The hypothetical person that keeps your pants on whether you want them there or not.
Guy: Dude, there she is. That girl is fine.
Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.
Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?
Friend:check it out, her fat friend came too.
Guy: Dammit, who invited catie cockblock?
by Simpleworks March 30, 2010
Get the Catie Cockblockmug. an awesome sauce person who resembles that of the bebe sun from the teletubbies and is soon to become the next Oprah. She an awesome person and knows how to make anyone laugh. I bet u wish you knew one of these
by heathafeatha4eva April 22, 2011
Get the Catie Maemug. A typically long, drawn out story meant to be funny but always ending up with no punchline and awkward silence
by Tombuzzz January 11, 2018
Get the Catie Storymug.