Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?
Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.
Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.
Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones July 06, 2012
Its a disease from bramble Bush , when you do a 360 no-scope and say "ha ha , yh man" then get tea bagged by the bramble , then it gives you the disease which makes you retarded and think you are a hot air balloon
One day , in the land of fairy's , a young boy approached an odd shaped bramble bush , then he approached it and had a sneek insight , with force the persuasion of the bramble Bush dragged in the young boy and made him do a certain amount of out of the ordinary kind of stuff , which then led him to having Cardio vascular hepatitis z.
by Adolfhitlersrealdad-11 November 18, 2017
the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped
sisters bf : runs to the car
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped
sisters bf : runs to the car
by Gabrial duffey October 09, 2022
An action where, while cuddling, the two people involved hump each other, recreating the action of sex while remaining clothed.
by Axiohyd January 12, 2021
When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.
Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken
Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her
Gym Rat 2: ...
Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude
Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
by Morles December 28, 2022
A cardio enthusiast who embodies a dynamic and balanced approach to fitness, embracing the transformative power of movement to enhance their physical, mental, and emotional well-being.
by Cardio Queen January 24, 2024