Skip to main content

little cardio thingy

My little cardio thingy is broken
by Vanpsycho September 6, 2010
mugGet the little cardio thingymug.

Northern Irish Cardio

Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?

Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.

Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
by Mr. Cannonball Jones July 8, 2012
mugGet the Northern Irish Cardiomug.

Cardio vascular hepatitis z

Its a disease from bramble Bush , when you do a 360 no-scope and say "ha ha , yh man" then get tea bagged by the bramble , then it gives you the disease which makes you retarded and think you are a hot air balloon
One day , in the land of fairy's , a young boy approached an odd shaped bramble bush , then he approached it and had a sneek insight , with force the persuasion of the bramble Bush dragged in the young boy and made him do a certain amount of out of the ordinary kind of stuff , which then led him to having Cardio vascular hepatitis z.
by Adolfhitlersrealdad-11 November 18, 2017
mugGet the Cardio vascular hepatitis zmug.

I'm just here for my cardio

the last words a sisters bf can speak before a sisters big bro whoops them upside the head, or gets there weapons.
sisters bf: I'm just here for my cardio
big bro: ok then get to stepping before you get whooped

sisters bf : runs to the car
by Gabrial duffey October 8, 2022
mugGet the I'm just here for my cardiomug.

Cardio At Home

After a long workout sometimes you need to do cardio at home. It is where you get a sexual partner and have sex at home or “workout together”
“Wanna come back and do some cardio at home after this?”
by Lwiehjwbe August 30, 2023
mugGet the Cardio At Homemug.

cardio

a royal flush in poker where every card’s suit is hearts. it’s the best hand of them all; it’s even above the regular royal flush.
player: *gasp* “I GOT A CARDIO! I GOT A CARDIO!”
everyone else: *slams the table* “god dammit!”
by PBJelly6 December 12, 2023
mugGet the cardiomug.

exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.
"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"
by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018
mugGet the exuberant cardiomug.

Share this definition