armpit camouflage

When you use axe/old spice body spray instead of showering.

I had to use some armpit camouflage because I woke up late for work.

by Garak67 May 4, 2016

Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip September 16, 2016

Camouflage

IDK what it is but I've read that the military uses it a lot

Friend: bro you know what camouflage is?
You: no I've never seen it but the military likes it so it must be good

by brosb4hoes4life September 11, 2020

camouflaging

Verb
To be fake. To hide something (to fit in, to test someone, to mess with someone).

I cant stand when dudes who be camouflaging.
I was camouflaging to see whatd you say.

by Tino116 October 9, 2013

Conservative Camouflage

A Cis White Male who appears to be conservative based on their appearance, style, and career, but is actually a liberal in disguise.

We thought he was one of us, but he was actually just a liberal in conservative camouflage.

by Abnormal Liberal October 31, 2023

Audio Camouflage

When you don't want yourself or someone to hear something, so you cover it up with another sound to drown it out.

This could be if you are playing a tv show or music single in the background to cover up the sounds of "self gratification". Other reasons to use audio camouflage are if you wanted to cover up the sound of a fart, a soda can opening, or if you have a noisy neighbour. This is not to be confused with "white noise". For one, "white noise" is part of a much broader spectrum including "brown noise", "pink noise", etc. Also, the use of things such as "white noise" is mostly to concentrate your mind on one sound to fall asleep.

"You couldn't hear me fapping in my room because I used audio camouflage."

by taint man 3000 November 29, 2021

Incompetent Camouflage

Pretending or giving the illusion of incompetence and ignorance to hide or conceal your intellectual genius or diabolical plan.

Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.

by Rogue_Leader November 9, 2020