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vagina cabinet

by jerryhouse August 1, 2009
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jam cabinet

Euphemism for vagina.

Also a less aggressive alternative to cum dumpster.
We've been making out for weeks but she still won't give me access to the jam cabinet.
by neologizer June 11, 2014
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Cabinet Foot

During the act of oral sex a Female’s foot while giving a foot job intentionally slips off the male appenditch and into his anus.
Did you just cabinet foot me?”
by The PushPop February 28, 2018
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Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.
Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."
by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011
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Cabinet Gnome

Someone who doesn't get out much.
"Jenny is such a Cabinet Gnome!"
by Jacqui February 22, 2005
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Cabinet Bomb

When you raid your parents drink cabinet and mix anything you can find together. Normally you would do this as a last resort.
Emily: scott couldn't get the drink for us

Tasha: fucks sake! ill just have to make a rank cabinet bomb.
by abigazzzz August 1, 2011
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Cum Cabinet

A large cabinet filled with lots of smaller cum storage units like cum socks or thots.
Look at that cum cabinet over there filled with old socks and washed up Disney Stars.
by SoggyNuts2345 March 19, 2019
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