c-section bitch

A slang term for a woman that has a small hips which will likely cause a need for a c-section when giving birth.

Used by men looking for a woman with with small hips.

Yo, I’m looking to get myself a c-section bitch.

by reservedcranberry November 4, 2023

Fortnite C-section

I literally can't define this fuck off

Girl: "Ye you're a really nice guy and I think we could get on really well"
Me: "Fortnite C-Section, now, what does this mean..."

by MohamedSalah3449 September 2, 2021

People from the C Section

cocky self absorbed ass holes they think they are the shit gaslighting ass wipes they have the body figure of a hippo they love talking about how great they are but they are as great as a dogs penis

a gross c sectioner :hey im from the C Section

a normal person: KILL YOUR SELF

a normal person: I hate People from the C Section

by Dog_eater920 December 11, 2023

C-SECTION

The coworker that puts more effort in disappearing than actually being helpful

Guy 1. Where is the nub ?
Guy2. Haven't seen him all day and we needed help
Guy 1. As soon as c-section is found bring him to me
Guy 2. C-section?
Guy1. He must be afraid labor

by BDE>bde October 20, 2025

Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025