Cesar

Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.

Shit his name must be Cesar cause he got a long ass dick.

by KaylaP143 November 23, 2018

cesar

no life

yoo wassup hi

hiii you need something

no not really just came to say i think im a cesar lol

LOL NERD GET OUT

by NUTS4LIFE March 21, 2021

cesar

a man who loves big massive cocks in there ass

hey look it's that nerd cesar

by Dr. asdf November 22, 2021

Cesar

Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.

I talked to Cesar today. Biggest mistake of my life bro.

by speakingfacts.fr June 10, 2020

Cesar

A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.

Oh man, I don't want to hang out with that guy! He is a total Cesar!

by JRTee Man June 12, 2013

cesar

mexican jew that is so cheap he can't even pay for the company he bought. when he gets angry his eyes bulge out of his skull and his teeth grind like clutch. he beats his chest like a gorila then goes home and beats his gorilla wife. he thinks hes a big shot in his big dumb red truckkk but nobody gives a fuckkk. hes got more kids than a sock got holes. he wants a fortune but all he got was a cookie in emily.

Employee: yo Cesar how bout a coffee?

Cesar: LOL I CANT AFFORD THAT GET OUTTA MY OFFICE

by TTom October 16, 2012

Cesar

a fat person who eats alot and plays black ops all the time and his dad beats him in the shower

That dude is so cesar .
Hey are yu Cesar?

by shaplapo April 27, 2011