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Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”

Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)
by sixxaep March 11, 2023
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bonjon

gonna go take a bonjon real quick
by mysteriousguy22 August 28, 2018
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Bonjokial Elephants

The yellow elephants indigeonous to the south of france only. During sexual stimulation they release a delecasy known as cranmjaculation. they have become increasingly rare since the year 2001.
1. Mommy, lets go to the zoo and see some Bonjokial Elephants.
by Distinguished Ewok July 7, 2004
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bonjoe

Jeneral Tarz said he is a bonjoe
by Jeneral Tarz April 23, 2018
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bonjour

Used as a non-sequitor to distract or purposefully derail a conversation. Most notably forum users or trolls will use bonjour in a sentence where it makes no sense so as to illustrate that their opinion is irrelevant and does not add value to the conversation, usually mocking another user for inputting their own opinion as fact.
User1: Hey guys, let me tell you about this awesome vacation I had!
User2: I'm glad you want to share! Tell us about all the BONJOUR you had.
by Philip the Water Tank January 25, 2011
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bonjours

A nickname for large breasts, particulary those that are all up in your face.

They often come in handy when approached by French men.

When you need to use them to your advantage, you show them off. For example, "When in doubt, Bonjour it out"
Lorena's bonjours just pop right out of her shirt.

Guys enjoy when Lorena wears her bonjour shirt.
by G-eye-na May 19, 2010
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Boonjob

A variation of the rusty trombone, where while a male is eating another mans ass and giving a reach around he is taking it from behind from another man.
Did you hear the other day, Chris was inbetween two dudes pulling a boonjob
by cm4blynmb April 29, 2008
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