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Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.
Chad has a major buttstache!
by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022
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Buttsalt

There is a lot of buttsalt in this comment section
by Merari01 February 11, 2022
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Buttstache

A visible "mustache" in your butt crack from excessive hair.
The plumber was sporting a massive buttstache.
by BenHYukonOK February 12, 2022
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Buttstration

The emotion you feel when you try to pull up your wet bathing suit over your ass but it gets stuck.
I think most everyone feels a sense of buttstration when they are trying to pull up a wet bathing suit, especially women.
by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024
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