Buttstache

The random hair right above the buttcrack.

Chad has a major buttstache!

by Inappropriate Amy February 4, 2022

Buttsalt

A portmanteau of butthurt and salty

There is a lot of buttsalt in this comment section

by Merari01 February 11, 2022

Buttstache

A visible "mustache" in your butt crack from excessive hair.

The plumber was sporting a massive buttstache.

by BenHYukonOK February 12, 2022

Buttstration

The emotion you feel when you try to pull up your wet bathing suit over your ass but it gets stuck.

I think most everyone feels a sense of buttstration when they are trying to pull up a wet bathing suit, especially women.

by Chicky Oh July 31, 2024