Pete Buttigieg

A.K.A. Mayor Pete; Pete Buttigieg should be the 46th president of the United States. He is a milenial, Road Scholar, war veteran, and bonifide daddy.

Charlie: Terrell, who are you voting for in 2020?

Terrell: Well, Pete Buttigieg of course! He’s the total package, and I’m confident that he’d make a great president.

by TrevMan the Wizard of Gyros April 22, 2019

buttering the corn

Dur poeple. It a guy jacking off.

Hey Jack? You buttering the corn over there?

by Your face(haha) June 12, 2006

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

buttregy virus

deadly virus givein by kayla breege makeing you have a gapping asshole

i think i got that buttregy virus.

by RFPN January 26, 2009

Buttering my elf

Masturbating

I've been buttering my elf at the library.

by Vuljatar January 6, 2012

buttering the week

When you sit in a park and eat bread. Preferably hot!
Game Grumps Kitty love ep

"It's when you sit in the park and eat bread. Buttering the week!" — Dan

by Tarrabyte November 15, 2018

Peanut Buttering

The act of using Peanut Butter on your penis when you have a peanut allergy to enhance sexual performance. The allergic reaction increases rigidity, girth and length of one's member. Using creamy peanut butter can result in a positive side effect of increased lubrication during sexual interactions.

Remember, Choosy Moms Choose Jiffy Dick.

Not wanting to miss-out on a hookup with the cure co-worker from HR, John engaged in some Peanut Buttering to make sure he could perform.

by dnahly March 8, 2018