butterurmuffins

to have his cum over your vagina

Hey Liz, Angelo wants to butterurmuffins.

by Sexi Chick November 21, 2005

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

by Johnnyincentx May 17, 2006

butterhorse

A magical creature that's a seahorse with butterfly wings

Dude 1: Wouldn't it be cool if seahorses could fly?
Dude 2: Yeah, but with butterfly wings
Dude 1: Right, a butterhorse

by Butterhorse World August 13, 2020

Buttworm

A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew.

Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.

by Johnnyincentx May 18, 2006

Butterworth

A 6’0 ft tall boy dirty blonde hair with blue and tiny penis.

Girl: omg did you see that butterworth over there?
Girl 2: yeah he has a mushroom penis

by A_kool_aid_kid October 14, 2021

Butterworth

The Holbeck Cockwatcher. Stinks of unwiped arse, rattly flywheel, drinks semen from skeletors dick. Has been won over by coddy many a time.

Butterworth loves wiggys dick in his bum, Infact he enjoys it that much, he sucks coddys cock at the same time as wigwig enters his arse.

by LiamJClark February 27, 2025

Lee Butterworth

This fine specimen of a man is a cracking footballer and every time he steps on a football pitch he plays phenomonally and looks in perfect shape every day. His nickname is well known to be "tits" and he is well known to have made physical content with a woman/ man that is well known to work on the street corner of auster crescent.

person: you alright tits
Lee: Griezzmannnnnnn
Lee Butterworth means a guy that moved from the fresh estate of mereside and most likely got bummed by seven soldiers

by aksjdddrr May 18, 2018