biden sucks big ole buttcheeks

biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

joe: hey man, did you hear what biden did?
mason: who’s biden?
joe: yk, the stupid old guy running our country
mason: ohhhh I hate that guy

joe: yeah. biden sucks big ole buttcheeks & sniffs children

by [e-mail] October 24, 2022

buttchip

a guy who surpasses the definitons of other words such as, idiot, stupid, lame.. or just a word to say when you dont know how to describe a guy who has made you mad, upset, confused etc.

Ugh Mike is ughhhh seriously ugh he's so awkward!!! He is SUCH a total buttchip!!!

I can't believe Jon hasn't texted me, what is his problem ugh such a buttchip.. such a buttchip.

by nodes June 25, 2008

buttcheek

A large muscle in the body that absorbs cheezits

Alright broski, so please don't slap my buttcheek because that would be weird and I need that for important things.

by gabjalinda November 7, 2010

Bruce Buttcheek

The Bruce Buttcheek is when a man turns his naked women over onto her stomach, and fucks her ass cheeks, blowing his load deep into her butt crack. No anal penetration is allowed. When no lotion is used, the penis often becomes raw, pink, and loses many layers of skin. Stay safe, lotion up! Best used when sexual satisfaction is running low. The Bruce Buttcheek is sure to stimulate love again between two stagnant partners!

Bruce is the master of this one. The legend himself coined this action term, and he and his women love to do the Bruce Buttcheek.

by Bruce Naynay March 11, 2008

butchika

The sound a dick makes when it slaps a chick in the face. It should be repeated several times, so as to hear the sound with more distinction.

"Butchika, Butchika, Butchika..."

by D angry dragon November 7, 2007

Butchington C-grove

A motherfucker who sucks dicks for sail boat rides. This nigga also jerks donkeys off so that he can make some money to buy tampons for his rectal bleeding.

Hey, you eat elf dicks with jalepeno sauce. You must be Butchington C-grove.

by Rashuan Moscott April 19, 2004

Buttcheek on a stick

When something hurts really bad from an action.

“Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!”

by i’mprettycooliguess May 18, 2019