Diddly Bupkiss

Nada. Zilch. Zero. Aka you came up with nothing at all. Also see "Jack squat" or "diddly squat".

Phylby: "Did you guys get an email on this?"
Beemer: "Nope. We haven't heard diddly bupkiss."

by Havoc325 May 31, 2013

buttis face

The male variation on the female "Butterface" since the wordplay doesn't work when you're talking about guys.

(Re-working of the line from Nelly's EI Tipdrill song) He a buttis face: everythang look good on him - But 'is face.

Some examples of famous buttisfaces are: Scott Stapp, Vin Diesel, Ja Rule and Till Lindemann from Rammstein.

by Kat May 27, 2004

dick butkus

The Dick Butkus, named after what many people term the best football player ever, is a close kin of the Dirty Sanchez. After performing anal sex, the man uses his "mud pencil of love" to craft eye black under each of his partner's eyes thus enabling her to reduce the glare on the field of play. This move is a must for sports fans everywhere... a perfect companion for any football and/or baseball season!!!

I have always been a fan of hardhitting linebackers, so giving Pam the Dick Butkus last night just felt natural.

by Iameister October 13, 2006

buttkiss

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.

Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.

by driftdc5 March 26, 2008

bumkiss

Performed by farting into a cupped hand, raising the cupped hand to the mouth and blowing the fart over the nearest victim.

Here mate, have a bumkiss.

by fartsoffortune September 9, 2010

Buttkiss

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.

Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.

by Jyrkface November 20, 2009

buttish

Smells like butt.

Hey, that towel smells buttish.

by heyitsthatgirl101 November 22, 2018