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Ninja bitch-slap

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.
Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?
by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010
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Nickelodeon Bitch Slap

When after sex, the guy pulls off the condom and slaps the girl across her face with the used condom.
After orgasm Jim yanked off his filled condom and gave Keri's face a nickelodeon bitch slap with it.
by Krisco B. January 17, 2009
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Reality Bitch Slap

When a person is in complete denial of the truth and they need a reality bitch slap.
Sarah: Your boyfriend Justin is gay Mary.

Mary: No he's not.

Sarah: Here is his personal ad in the m4msection on craigslist.

Mary: Wow Sarah, thanks for that reality bitch slap.
by White_Chocolate12 April 16, 2009
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Bully Bitch Slap

To cum in a girls mouth then have her spit it into your hand and you slap her across the face with it.
Brandon did not like the stage five clinger he was with so he gave her a Bully Bitch Slap.
by Bizzell September 8, 2007
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Obama Bitch-Slap

When you do your black neighbor a favor and report a possible break-in, and get death threats for doing so.
Lucia Whalen was Obama Bitch-Slapped, when she, as the last of a dying breed of concerned American citizens, cell phoned 911 to report a possible break-in, on behalf of yet another concerned elderly neighbor, who is going to receive the Mother of All Bitch-Slaps, by the Mandatory Death Care clause in Obama's Master Bitch Slap Solution for the American people.
by Bit Schlap Watcher July 30, 2009
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Bitch Slap

There are many written variations defining the term "Bitch Slap," and for the most part they stand correct, --- for this world of Hip Hop culture. However, this form of issued embarrassment actually comes from a French method of instilled belittlement without the use of barbarism. The slap upon the face with kid leather gloves would suffice as getting the message across.

All of the above are pussy-fied ghetto and barrio ways to use the Bitch Slap..., they only use it amongst their own! See below for true usage:

The French Canadians are said to have taught the North American native Indian nations this social behavior. They had not, -- these North American indigenous peoples are the original true users of a "Bitch Slap." With the recently borrowed French word "Coup," they had "Counted coup" upon their enemy for hundred of years before hip-hop culture or Cypress Hill acting Chicanos ever had. See Urban Dictionary definition of the term "Counting coup."
Said the Idealist leader of an upstart gang, "Get my coup stick, I'm gonna walk into Compton and give every Crypt I see a bitch slap!"
by gravy111 November 30, 2010
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verbal bitch slap

to talk about someone so bad its like a slap in the face only with words!
she is such a fat ass OH I JUST VERBAL BITCH SLAPED HER!
by Erina January 24, 2007
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