Bortles

The sound chunky vomit makes as it hits the toilet

Blake must have been sick; I heard bortles coming from the bathroom.

by OGPCPA September 17, 2017

burlesque

A term used in the mid-late 2000's by young urban Caucasians to refer to fat strippers, who would otherwise go without work if not for their novelty.

Brad: Hey John, you want to go to my girlfriend's friend's burlesque show after the concert?

John: Man... I think I'll just go get shit faced at a real tit bar. Thanks but no thanks....

by ungawha June 12, 2011

Burlesque

Noun: A variety show characterized by broad ribald comedy, dancing, and striptease.

Adjective: Used to describe an old person to that old person after you have accidentally called them old in front of them and have no other way to cover up your mistake.

Definition 1:
Addy: Wow, that was one awesome burlesque show we went to!
Patrick: Yeah. It was so funny and those dancers were top notch!

Definition 2:
Patrick: Wow, I love the janitor.
Addy: Me too. She's such a sweet old lady.
Patrick: I know. She totally is.
Sweet Old Lady: Excuse me?! Sweet OLD lady?!
Patrick: *nervous* Uhm no!
Addy: *also nervous* Nooooo, we said sweet young... burlesque lady!
Sweet Old Lady: That's what I thought...

by AddyxNLFTG March 15, 2010

Burlesque Dancer

A legal name for an exotic dancer or stripper.

Look at all those strippers lined up to get their burlesque dancer licence.

by mattyb87 October 24, 2011

Bartlesnart

The act of snorting crack cocaine out of your partners ear canal and then proceeding to rip off the ear and let it decay, crushing it into dust and consuming it as an aphrodisiac.

"Dude, I totally bartlesnarted her last weekend!"
"What the literal fuck is wrong with you thats illegal"
"No that's only in like 3 states were good"
"oh okay"

by M4rcus Mun1t10ns "no refunds" April 16, 2015

burglesmarf

A type of fart that makes your butt cheeks flap.

dude, I burglesmarfed this morning, it was so hard my cheeks bruised.

by banananananananafart bart November 14, 2017

Burtle

The Taste of a joint when it’s been left unsmoked for over 24hrs

That ched one is pure burtle la

by Breadshmoker November 13, 2018