The Burnt Toaster

You eat a cheery toaster stroodle, right after you satisfy your plushy fettish while taking a shit

Gerard is so gay, he actually came up with "The Burnt Toaster"

by anthonyyyyyyyyyyy December 13, 2006

Burnt Toastian

A person who has experienced Burnt Toast (REALLY REALLY REALLY HIGH) and joined the rankings of the Burn Toastians

Guy1: DAYUM man I smoked soooo much of that beautiful kush I barely remember anything! all I know is I was passed out with a tube of toothpaste in hand and what looked like an attempt to make a castle out of tooth pics using the toothpaste as glue.... looked more like a whole blob of tooth paste and a fuck ton of tooth pics on the floor and ceiling of my bathroom....

Guy2: Ohhh shit mahn, you were Burnt Tost hahahah, welcome to the ranks of the Burnt Toastians haha!

by An OG Burnt toastian May 5, 2013

burnt.t0ast.and.3ggs

The best TikToker so far. Looks like he could kill a person but is also really sweet.

Do you know burnt.t0ast.and.3ggs 😧 yeah he’s my boyfriend 😫

by F.r.0.g.g.i.3 July 8, 2021

burn my toast

A way to express annoyance or disapproval with something

Bad drivers really burn my toast!

by gangstaboyy69 March 20, 2010

burn the toast

Smoking hella weed

Dude wanna go burn the toast

by gajauev267 November 17, 2014

burn the toast

to have sex, used to make it sound less obvious

ashton tried to burn the toast, during foods. it was hilarious.
With Layla?
Yeah

by toda de la enchilada January 16, 2011

Burnt the toaster

A plan that either gone wrong or not as expected

DANGIT! I burnt the toaster

by Potato fan January 11, 2024