Gunishment

The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.

Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!

by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009

Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012

penis under punishment

Where a man commits a genital-related crime, and the victim of the crime sets out for a genital-related revenge. This can be done in many ways, including;

1) An unprovoked balltap, and the reciever of the balltap tries to return it

2) A man cheats on his girlfriend, and after the breakup the ex will then cockblock him

In the above examples, the victims are working towards revenge on the genitals, putting the perpetrator's penis under punishment.

1) That asshole balltapped me outta nowhere, im putting his penis under punishment

2) John cheated on me last week, so now im so gonna put his penis under punishment this friday!

by vadgebadge April 2, 2011

Punishment Enema

To receive an enema as a punishment. Usually while totally naked and sometimes wearing handcuffs to increase the level of humiliation.

I need a punishment enema for starting an argument with my girlfriend.

by John!!!!!123 February 16, 2015

corporal punishment

A physical type of punishment, as in a spanking or flogging.

In the school I attended, licks a form of corporal punishment, was applied with much enthusiasm, across the seat of our pants with a wooden paddle.

by Madmax 77 July 17, 2017

spicy punishment

When you purposely eat spicy food, then later receive a Spicy Punishment on the porcelain throne.

James couldn't go out with the guyes, because he knew he would soon receive a Spicy Punishment.

by Bonzi_tree123 July 24, 2015