Turd Burgular

When having sex through the back door, only to pull your tool out and find a clump of turd attached to your knob

"Turd Burgular" I turd burgled Cindy last Saturday night but disaster averted, I wiped it on her curtains before she found out

by Turd burgular 101 July 13, 2011

Turd Burgular

coprophiliac,a person w/a sexual fetish toward excrement and its processes

"everytime I go take a dump,that turd burgular follows me into the restroom....it's creepy"

by Intergalactic Overlord 07 April 25, 2005

Turd Burgular

A gay boy who likes to stick his cock in a fellow queen's asshole and persue in stealing his turds.

That guy over there is a turd burgular!

by Jack Hawkins October 7, 2006

time burgular

someone who burgles or wast your time.coined from J Horton stoping buy to talk for long periods of time.also applies to space burglar.

That time burgular Jeff just wasted 3 hours of my time talking about rabbits.

by mark wilson bulletproof April 2, 2008

Bunglatives.

Relatives of people who live bungalows.

Those ugly fuckers must be bunglatives.

by Deathbat_RTS January 30, 2009

burgular bar

Bars, (Often made of medal), that protect a doorway or window from burgulars.

The man can try and get me but he got to make it through my burgular bar.

by $TRETCH November 27, 2015

Bungaland

A place where it’s whereabouts are unknown. Only people that dare to step in will be allowed in, if you know what I mean. You must have lots of bunniyons on your toes to participate in this world. Our mortal enemies are the fungus people.

Person 1: omg I have so many bunniyons

Person 2: it’s ok you can to bungaland

by Fungishpeople101 August 21, 2020