bumnut

A bald person. One who has a head resembling a bum.

Who are you calling baldie, you bumnut.

by Darrell Smith June 17, 2005

Bumcunk

If you want to call someone a bum and cunt at the same time.. without the harsh consequences. Can be used as an adjective and noun in anyway you like.

You FUCKING Bumcunk!

by Tehpwn72493 September 17, 2010

bumnut

an egg, such as the ones falling from avian holes.

Say bitch, go out to the fucking hen coup and fetch some bumnuts for breakfast.

by Krome J February 28, 2004

Bumfungle

n.

1. A chaotic mess, or general confusion. Cf clusterfuck, shamozzle, SNAFU

2. A mildly pejorative term for a person prone to foolishness or mistakes.

v.

3. To bamboozle or confuse.

1. "The prior administrations's bumfungle has not nearly run it's course."

"This was a bumfungle from the beginning."

2. "What bumfungle decided that this was a good idea?"

"John, you bumfungle!"

3. "You just bumfungle me on your reasoning."

by P75 November 2, 2009

bununch

noun
pronounced: buh-NUNCH

used to describe the appearance of a vagina as being similar to the appearance of a side-view of a roast beef sandwhich. The comparison is based on the fleshy, multi-layered folds existing in both roast beef sandwiches and vaginas.

"Look at your sandwich, it has total bununch!"
"Yeah, looks just like your mom's bununch last night!"

by saltcityboy September 8, 2008

Bumfungus

When one is so unhygenic they have fungus growing from their arsehole.

You smell so bad if you get any worse you'l get bumfungus.

by fuckfeatures92 May 2, 2011

Bumun

When you tie your bum hair in a bun.

The teacher told me to tie all my hair in a bumun.

by ashleyboggle July 11, 2019