Sudden, rapid and violent defication of small round turds with peanuts embedded inside.
A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.
A buckeye blitz may or may not result in anal bleeding causing the toilet water to turn scarlet in color.
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by Mike December 15, 2004
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Mascot, friend, face, and loyal of the greatest collegiate athletics programs, and morale for The Ohio State University.
Ladies faint in his presence and the city of Columbus honors him.
Should be automic winner of Capital One's Mascot of the Year Contest during the NCAA college football season.
Ladies faint in his presence and the city of Columbus honors him.
Should be automic winner of Capital One's Mascot of the Year Contest during the NCAA college football season.
by itsallgood May 8, 2005
Get the Brutus Buckeye mug.The dirtiest, fowlest, and ugliest football team in the country that is continuously dominated by the greatest and most feared football program in the nation, the Michigan Wolverines. buckeye athetics illegally recruit more than any other school in the nation, their white-trashiness is evident by just some of the names on their team (AJ Hawk, Mike Nugent). Despite losing to the buckeyes this year, Michigan still holds most wins overall in the series as well as more national titles. Michigan will always be superior to ohio state because Michigan owns everyone.
"Hey look at the shirt. It says 'buck the fuckeyes,' and on the back '100 years of busting their nuts.'"
by nirvanarageatm December 9, 2004
Get the ohio state buckeyes mug.A Big 10 team who prides themselves on being "better" than the Michigan Wolverines because of how many wins they have. Little do any of those cock sucking fans know, Michigan has more wins, a higher win percentage record, more national titles(except for Princeton and Yale) AND more bowl games than any other team (not just OSU) in the ENTIRE NCAA. Not to mention Michigan leads OSU 54 -43.
OSU Fan: LOL I'm gonna go on urbandictionary and point out how Michigan is going to lose to Ohio State Buckeyes!
Michigan Fan: Hey, you lost.
OSU Fan: anhero.
Michigan Fan: Hey, you lost.
OSU Fan: anhero.
by Konvett January 9, 2012
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Get the Buckeye mug.A fan base of blowhard, egotistical, elitist children stuck following a team in their shit-hole state because there’s nothing else for them to live for; The Cleveland Browns suck, the Cleveland Indians suck, the Cleveland Cavaliers suck, and the last time the Buckeyes won anything remotely resembling a legitimate championship was, to the best of my recollection, about 800 years ago under some senile old bastard named Woody Hayes.
Then along comes the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Sure, the Buckeye's QB Craig Krenzel was only 7-of-21, for 122 yards, with no touchdowns and two interceptions, but the Buckeyes had a secret weapon in the form of an incompetent ref by the name of Terry Porter. You see, Porter's blatantly obvious blunder snatched victory from the legitimate champion Miami Hurricanes and instead gift-wrapped the outcome for the Buckeyes. Unfortunately Porter's blown call against the Hurricanes has forever tainted the first Buckeye "title" (I'm even ashamed to call it that) in about 800 years.
Then, in the aftermath of this forever-tainted "title", hordes of long-deprived Buckeye fans streamed to NCAA message boards, repeatedly posting about how great Thee Ohio State University (Elitist, egotistical bastards anyone?) were during the 2002 season (even though the Buckeyes were incredibly fortunate not to lose 5 games during the season), and on top of that, posting about how there was absolutely no way that any team other than the Buckeyes would win the next 20 (or even more) championships while finding as may ways to “insult” the University of Michigan as they could despite every one they struggled to think of only came out to sound like one-way childish name calling.
In the midst of all of this comes the revelation that the Buckeye's star running back was, in all likelihood, academically ineligible to even play in the Fiesta Bowl. The NCAA is still trying to sort out the mess.
Then along comes the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. Sure, the Buckeye's QB Craig Krenzel was only 7-of-21, for 122 yards, with no touchdowns and two interceptions, but the Buckeyes had a secret weapon in the form of an incompetent ref by the name of Terry Porter. You see, Porter's blatantly obvious blunder snatched victory from the legitimate champion Miami Hurricanes and instead gift-wrapped the outcome for the Buckeyes. Unfortunately Porter's blown call against the Hurricanes has forever tainted the first Buckeye "title" (I'm even ashamed to call it that) in about 800 years.
Then, in the aftermath of this forever-tainted "title", hordes of long-deprived Buckeye fans streamed to NCAA message boards, repeatedly posting about how great Thee Ohio State University (Elitist, egotistical bastards anyone?) were during the 2002 season (even though the Buckeyes were incredibly fortunate not to lose 5 games during the season), and on top of that, posting about how there was absolutely no way that any team other than the Buckeyes would win the next 20 (or even more) championships while finding as may ways to “insult” the University of Michigan as they could despite every one they struggled to think of only came out to sound like one-way childish name calling.
In the midst of all of this comes the revelation that the Buckeye's star running back was, in all likelihood, academically ineligible to even play in the Fiesta Bowl. The NCAA is still trying to sort out the mess.
by Linux System Message March 30, 2005
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