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brotocracy

an institution or organization (i.e. schools, business, etc.) that is dominated by bros
fuck notre dame, that's such a brotocracy
by jackson robbins October 24, 2008
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Brotondo

2 or more bros who are easily interchangeable between one another. If one Brotondo is busy, the other one(s) can easily fill his place.

Brotondos usually supply the bros with many brotivities, as well as a place to hang out / drink brewskis.

Also, Brotondos will never break the standard Brotocol written in the bro code. The bros usually have a preference when it comes to choosing which Brotondo to hang out with.
Bro #1: Yo, Call up the Brotondos, I got nothing to do tonight.
by fiveonefour February 5, 2010
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Bromotional hook-up

When two bros consummate their bromance, usually through copious amounts of drinking complaining about women problems and/or with a bro hug accompanied by an "Dude, I love you man!"
Bro 1: "Dude, I love you man!"

Bro 2: "Dude, I love you too! We don't need those girls anyway!"

Onlooker 1: Why are those two frat guys bro hugging?

Onlooker 2: They just got dumped by their girlfriends, so they came here to drink away their sorrows. But they just ended up having a bromotional hook-up.
by Bromosapian69 March 1, 2011
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Brotoad

Brotoad is a modern term closely related with the figure Jin Chan of Chinese mythology. It is most commonly translated as the "wealth-beckoning toad", "Money Toad" or "Money Frog". It represents a popular Feng Shui charm for prosperity. It is used as a term of endearment among friends.
"Whats up brotoad?" Or "Woa, no way brotoad! Thats cool as fuk!" Or "Sorry this is hard for you brotoad, im here for you" Or "Ohhh shiit watch out brotoad, fuckin 13 angry bears and one kind of nice one!!!" or "Hey brotoad, lets crack a cold one" Or "Smoke a fatty brotoad?"
by Tradylionson October 5, 2018
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hot brotato

A game that is played with one male and a group of females (usually sluts). There are 2 versions, but the idea is similar for both. The man is given head by each female until he ejaculates (swallowing is not optional).

For version 1, the object of the game is to not be the female who receives the cum shot. Play goes as follows: the female must give head to the male for at least 7 seconds. The "act" can last for as long as the female desires; when she decides she's done, she goes to the end of the line and the female behind her takes her place. Play continues until ejaculation is reached. The female servicing the male when ejaculation occurs is the loser.

For version 2, the object of the game is to be the one who receives he cum shot. Play is similar to version 1, except in version 2, women can only service the male for 15 seconds maximum.

I predict that this game will be popular among frats, sororities, and gutter sluts.
Hot brotato needs no example, it stands on its own
by therealmathdaddy April 27, 2014
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Brotocol

Similar to protocol. Brotocol is a strict code of conduct followed by bros. No matter what the activity may be, bros have to follow brotocol.
Tony: Bro, I don't care if you called shotgun, I'm sitting in the front seat.

Joe: Bro, you gotta follow brotocol, get in the back seat!
by Joe Bro Bro Joe December 3, 2009
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Brotology

The study of the evolution of bros. Starting from Bromo Erectus to Bromo Sapien. The scientists who study Brotology are known as Brotologists. The study is usually conducted by observing bros in their natural habitat, from their dwellings to their mating ground i.e. Clubs, Bars, Parties, and Work, etc.
Guy 1: Hey what are you going to major in?
Guy 2: I think im going to get my Phd in Brotology, i get paid to watch guys party, and watch them have sex with some fine ass bitches.
Guy 1: Damn where do I sign up for that?!
by lazboy105 November 24, 2009
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