Bro’s before hoes

To be honest I think it should be the other way around... because if you just always talk to ur god damn friends and always go to their houses you need to talk to ur gurl like she invites you over and you have plans for going to a friends house cancel the plans because if you say that yo love her sooo much then maybe just maybe you should hang out with her

Ugggghhh god damn I hate bro’s before hoes I just wanna hang with my bby.

by Big chungaaaassss November 29, 2019

Bro's wit bank Rolls

A bunch of hood kids who come from a small city who claim they're rappers and rent a "recording" studio for an hour to spit shit.

Hood Kid #1: "I'm with the Bro's wit bank Rolls."
Man: "What's that?"
Hood Kid #2: "We rappers."
Man: "OH..."

by kneeleigh June 16, 2017

Applebee's bro

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

Bro's Blessing

A bro's blessing is the highest honor a man can give his friend, it is an oath to help your bro through anything he will face regarding what you blessed him for, usually for success with a woman.

Bro 1; Yo, I\m boutta ask this girl out.

Bro 2; I give you my bro's blessing for success

by ChrChrBnks July 4, 2024

Bro's on kidlite 💀

A phrase used in response to a kid acting like they are drunk or high, or saying something incredibly stupid.

Kid: *rambles incoherently*

Older Person: Bro's on kidlite 💀

by Mutant_Wyvern February 19, 2026

Incestimo bro's

When you and your cousin fuck your sister in the same matter as Eskimo bro's

My best friend is incestimo bro's with his cousin. It makes me hard.

by Incest, Eskimo bro's July 23, 2015

Ultimate Bro’s

When two Metrosexual males do absolutely everything together, even go to the bathroom. They’re not gay but from all outward appearances appear gay. They may even engage in Broga (bro yoga). They may also help a bro out sexually with a bro job or a bro down but because they’re just bro’s, it’s totally not gay.

“Bill & Jeremy aren’t gay, they’re just Ultimate Bro’s.”

by Finnzo January 25, 2019