breakfast of champions

beer and tomato juice

drink up, breakfast of champions

by sixbynine August 3, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!

by Johnny Spectacular February 23, 2005

breakfast of champions

fellatio performed with a mouthful of hot coffee

This breakfast of champions gives new meaning to "do you take cream in your coffee"

by Lotireg October 1, 2007

Breakfast Of Champions

A breakfast that consists of Diet Coke and a Cheese Stick. (Gives you gas)

Dude im so gassy, i had the breakfast of champions this morning.

by claptonisgod2440 February 17, 2009

breakfast of champions

after staying upp all night doing whatever and a whole bunch of people usually friends go and unite for some binging this takes place in the wee hours of the morning usually between 6 or 7 am

hey man you comming to the breakfast of champions billy and creg are going to be there.

by andre April 24, 2005

Breakfast of Champions

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

by PaulF October 4, 2006

breakfast of champions

The simple yet sustaining combination of a chicken sandwich from Jack in the Box and a Monster energy drink in the morning.

"Dude, im hungry! what can we get for breakfast at 1 PM?"
"The breakfast of champions, of course!"

by semi_fixtion December 30, 2008