Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

Braylon

Statistically the nicest human to ever live

Girl: Is that Braylon?
Girl#2: Yea, HES the nicest person to ever live

by Awesome 5000 December 5, 2019

balongadongalooed

When you're in a state of confusion or when you can't seem to comprehend what happened.

Alvie: Guys I got my phone taken away :(
Sar: NO WAY i'm so balongadongalooed..

by tyewave April 11, 2022

Bralyn

Bralyn is the type of bad bitch to slap the FUCK Out of you in a heartbeat, she's known for her FREAKY,SEXY,FUNNY,AND KINDNESS AROUND THE queen ever seen seen in my fucking damn good of life. she also the most beautiful, go... try her and see what the fuck happens, and she is so fine she can knock your socks and shoes tf off ... that all i have to say for the bralyns out here... hit my line babygirl...

bralyn is a very strong and intelligent female/male

by Journey middle school August 12, 2023

Braylon

He is a handsome , smart , loving guy. He has sparkling brown eyes and is a dark skin beauty. He is liked by many girls and will date the right one for him most times. He makes a perfect couple with a girl with the letter “J”.

“woah Braylon is a good guy. “

“I wish I was like Braylon. “

by Manham May 16, 2018

Braylon

Sexy brown skinned chill type of guy. He might be a slight slutty boy, but will for sure settle when he finds the right girl. Smart, honest, and dependable. Not someone you wanna cross, or things will get ugly for you. Doesn’t go out much, usually chills and gets money. GREAT, AWESOME in bed. Big dick

Girl: “I want a braylon”
Boy: “Don’t all girls”

by fhgfhhvuf February 22, 2019

Baloney Smoker

A homosexual who engages in felatio

John Travolta pretends to be a straight man but he is actually a closet baloney smoker.

by yeneef December 10, 2012