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Bowmanizing

The act of constricting someone physically or mentally in which they become a member of the Bowman family descent from Cheshire Connecticut

To become a Bowman in ways other than marraige or birth.
Stop wrapping me in this Cheshire blanket. What are you, a Bowmanizer?

Me: I bought a fixer upper house on the corner and hired a bunch of immigrants to redo it for next to nothing
Jimmy: now that's bowmanizing!
by Sallybowman February 3, 2009
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Chody Bowman

Chody Bowman: "I have had intercourse with many children."
Priest: "Same."
by Lachlan Ash Likes Children March 31, 2019
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Bowdark

A word commonly used as an insult towards someone else, usually after they have said or done something considered idiotic, silly, uncalled for, or dangerous depending on the accuser's discretion.

Similar to the Italian term "Bacciagalupe" which means "wolf kisser" (ie- you'd have to be an idiot to kiss a wolf), the Anglo-Saxon word Bowdark literally describes a person who shoots a bow and arrow in the dark and is therefore used to characterize a person who is believed to be on par with a "true" bowdark.
Person a: I am totally in love with grandma Marge!

Person b: Dude. She's my GRANDMA, you bowdark!
by _Dingo_Pathology_anonymous January 3, 2011
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Bonmario

Bonmario is a literal fucking cunt known for doxxing and being a literal disgrace to the Super Mario 64 Community. He has also been pedophilic and watches underage porn, and uses the excuse of "I'm 13, so I'm not a pedo".
"Remember when Bonmario tried to dox Xploshi?"

"Yeah, fuck him."
by denisethe April 17, 2021
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Bowman

A technique for arguing consisting of three sub-techniques. 1. Turn the focus away from yourself, preferably onto the arguer.
2. Change subjects.
3. Use a number of clever and usually pointless anecdotes to force the arguer to just give up.

All the meanwhile, never addressing the actual reason for arguing in the first place.
Dude, i tried to talk to him yesterday about failing his test, and he totally pulled a bowman! First he told me i should be more worried about my own test next week, then he asked me how my mother was dealing with her breast cancer, and then he spent 40 minutes quoting movies and we ended up arguing about star wars until i just gave up.
by Balbaroy3785 July 28, 2011
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bowman

a name for a giant cock on a white man in the city of monroe! often wrapped up by a magnum, this anaconda has slain many vaginal crevices!
While we were watching tyler bang jenny on his nextel video clip; we could see his rather large bowman thrusting in and out of her wierd looking meat wallet!
by Sebastian Bach August 30, 2006
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Bowman

I got bowmaned last night because my buddy gave the hostess his credit card before I arrived. The opposite of being bornsteined or stuck with the bill.
by Clewless2 May 11, 2012
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