Richie: I must be
hallucinating.
Eddie: We'll soon find out (Sticks fork in Richie's eye and yanks out again) Now, did that hurt?
Richie: Yes, mightily.
Eddie: Then you're probably awake.
OR
Dude #1: Yo, did you see Bottom
yesterday?
Dude #2: Yeah,
it was awesome.
(They recite a sketch)