birtherversary

1. The anniversary of the day which you were born.

2. a commemorative event celebrating the lifelong union between you and life.

"OMG! that's such a big diamond! whens the wedding?!?!"

"Oh, I'm not getting married, this was for my 25th birtherversary."

by SweetNettaTaTa March 2, 2012

sortherner

(In America) A person from the South who has lived in the North long enough to be called a native, but still carries Southerner tendencies.

"Kay was talking in a Southern accent on the phone earlier."
"Duh, she's a sortherner."

by Nivvity November 27, 2018

nostril botherer

1. A nose biscuit baked in bum passage; a tummy shame.

2. One who serially bakes nose biscuits in public places.

Jesus Frank, can you smell that?! I wonder who the nostril botherer is this time...

by donorgasm July 6, 2010

Northerner

Northerners are unfortunate folk. Poorly educated with a chip on their shoulder so large they often walk with a slight list. They enjoy weekly pilgrimages to the holy place they call 'Netto' the only known place whereby the carrier bags cost more than the products. Whilst there, they will demonstrate their budgeting skills, often having to choose between powdered milk for one of their many offspring or cigarettes. You can identify a northerner by their apparel, firmly stuck in the 80's shell suits remain in fashion and fake tan sells so quickly the select few who completed their education, cannot replenish the shelves fast enough, it has been said that some northern girls have taken to using creosote.

In conclusion, northerners should be kept in caged enclosures, and remain incarcerated until they fully grasp the English language.

Dave: Hey mate, I've just moved from Leeds, looking for some work in the capital.

James: You're a Northerner?

Dave: Erm... yes... *sighs*
James: You know where the door is.

by MissQue January 19, 2011

god botherer

Looks like that skanky, workshy god botherer has left us up shit creek again, depressing self-righteous individual that it is

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

Monkey Botherer

One who is inclined to chase members of the opposite sex which, to everyone else, resemble primates.

I can't believe you actually slept with her - Are you some kind of Monkey Botherer?

by Stumpy-d March 8, 2009

Ortherner

ortherner is a guy who has a gas planet profile picture and a lot of people think is annoying

SuperKirby: hey bro what's kepler?
AOU: idk man ask ortherner he likes space and stuff

by walfa June 26, 2022