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Cookblock

(Verb) Acting like T. Cook by making things: proprietary, serialized (when one component is paired with another via serial numbers), difficult or impossible to repair (glueing components together, making exclusive deals with component manufacturers).

Engaging in consumer-unfriendly practices.
I wanted to replace my laptop's cracked screen, but the company Cookblocked me by making me buy an entire lid assembly instead of just the panel.
by anonymous July 20, 2023
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by booblicker24 November 21, 2023
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Boxblocking

The female alternative to the term "cockblocking", using the slang "box"; to get in the way of a woman's potential romantic/sexual interest.
"Give me some space, you're boxblocking me!"

"Quit boxblocking me while I'm on my date."
by Superplerf May 26, 2024
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The cologne heist is the legendary robbery were jakey boobcock held cologne store employees at knife point and stole a bunch of jean paul gotierre with his goon deedee. To this day the cologne heist is still massive.
Have you heard about "the cologne heist". Jakey boobcocks cologne heist
by The fat nutter August 29, 2024
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