bologna tits

Breasts which display bologna-like properties. The said breasts may be male or female.

Man I'd like to stick those bologna tits between to slabs of bread with some mothafuckin' mayo.

by mc hammer December 3, 2003

Bologna Patch

The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch

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This is Bologna Patch.

by majere989 March 31, 2009

riding the bologna pony

In the act of screwing.

1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."

2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."

3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."

4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."

by MegaMost November 15, 2009

bologna

Meaning bull shit. If someone is telling you something that sounds completely unbelievable or made up it is balogna.

You: i have a 13 inch cock!
Friend: That's bologna, i've seen your 3 incher!!!

by Shannon Elizabeth August 24, 2005

Bologna Biscuit

Another word for a Vagina.

Meaty, fluffy, sometimes crusty, could be pale or burnt looking, and people love to eat it.

I'm hungry for Jenny's Bologna Biscuit right now. She's looking fine as hell; I could eat that all night long.

by SassyJax01 November 16, 2011

stoney bologna

The state of mind one can reach through the act of smoking marijuana. One can indentify if stoney bologna is reached through the followiinng; uncontrollable giggling/laughing, the inability to form sentences, the need to consume any/all food around you, ect.

"Yo...I'm stoney bologna. Pass the marshmallow mateys."

by Heather, Caroline, Mindy & Katie April 5, 2007

Bologna Curtains

Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.

While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.

by Ned Bolcar July 7, 2010