buffing the banana

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.

Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)

by Ricky K November 15, 2007

Quiggle Biffing

The fucking of a fat chick

Dude, I was just out Quiggle Biffing

Biff any good Quiggles lately

by QuiggleBiffer November 18, 2010

Boffenmyer

An extremely awful, bad, and stupid joke, such as one James would make.

That's what she said...

James, that was such a Boffenmyer

by J. Bizzle. April 29, 2011

stiffington bo biffington

A cocktail, usually mixed in two 16-oz solo cups, which is made strong for the sole purpose of drinking oneself retarded. Also referred to as a "stiffington" or "stiffy" for short.

I can't wait until thursday so I can pick up some captain's and just rip stiffington bo biffingtons all night.

by stiffington b. biffington January 21, 2009

bowfing

Bowfing is a Scottish slang word for disgusting, repugnant. The g is silent and the bow is pronounced like the front of a ship.

I'm no goin to that chippy. The fish is bowfing

by ped fae the 80s June 12, 2016

“boofing like shit”

statistically speaking, it simply means when you smell like shit and haven’t gotten around to that good deodorant.

man that kid tre is really “boofing like shit”.

by urboi411 June 10, 2019

Flubber Buffin

The female version of motor boating, except instead it the balls.

I need a good flubber buffin, my balls are like watermelons, I'm tell in ye!

by SegFaults September 13, 2011